please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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