I smell stomach acid.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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