Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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