YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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