have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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