Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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