everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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