Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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