so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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