chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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