you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The feeling are messing with the penis
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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