Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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