In the future we'll all be gay
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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