very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I forgot how hot balto sounded
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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