He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
