"it" just moved
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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