jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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