My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Its about making memories worth repressing
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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