Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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