Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
