Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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