I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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