Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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