I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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