Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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