We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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