Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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