all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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