You work out of a Hotel?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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