So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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