i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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