I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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