He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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