You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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