real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i wish my penis had a tongue
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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