Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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