the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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