let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's like heaven, but drunker
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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