i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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