so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Do vagina's smell?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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