Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Randomize
