but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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