bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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