remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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