If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
