You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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