Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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