So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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