Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
How's work?
Spinning.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Sorry about my life...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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