dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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